Troubles Never Happen

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“I am an old man and have known many troubles, most of which never happened.”
-Mark Twain

Don’t worry reader, I’m sure you’re not like Mark. Your worries have all come true. Or maybe none of them have come true because you worry them away? That’s it! Your perpetual worrying is the proverbial salt barrier keeping the vampire out of the house. If you stopped worrying then a horde of terror would enter your life.

Did I sufficiently beat the dead horse or should I keep going?

Your worries don’t ever become reality because most of them are outlandish, far-fetched, and irrational. This is easy to recognize retrospectively. Someone telling you that your fears are stupid in the moment is not helpful, it’s actually maddening.

That’s not Mark’s point. Mark’s point is that your salt barrier isn’t keeping the real or fictitious vampires out of the house. They’re coming (or not coming), carry a wooden stake and meet them when necessary.

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